I lost 10 lbs with a gin soaked nazi,
he's the new weight watchers for the fatherland
cause ya never wanna eat and you barely ever sleep oh yeaaaahhhh
I'm waging war on breakfast
and my dinner's like a refugee
I'm gonna beat these pounds just like Mary Louise
I tried with Kelly Anne,
and I tried again with Mikey Pence
But drinking whiskey till you puke is the only diet that made sense
My friends all tell me I'm bulimic
But I'm not doing this on my own
Cause every time I see his face,
All my dinner goes to waste oh yeaaaahhhhhhh
My breakfast's like a shower.
And my dinner like progressive tax.
And my whiskey like a white board of alt-right conserva-trash.
These pounds are immigrating
Gotta make sure that they don't come back
I'm gonna build a wall out of trans and body fat
No sex no food no sleep
Just How long will this last?
I'm dropping pounds so very fast
My doctor's telling me that I should really try DT . (Donald Trump)But I can't stop until I'm thin
I lost 10 pounds with a gin soaked nazi
I smell like death & Hai Karate
Gonna Make America Thin again Oh yeaaahhh
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