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Bye Bye O'Reilly
02:15
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Bye Bye Oreilly, ain't nobody gonna miss that face
You left your scene in such disgrace
The things you say to me are nothing but hypocrisy
Let's play you out, we'll do it live
The king of bullshit mountain's fallen from his throne, let's start the show
Bye bye O'Reilly,
You thought that we would turn the other cheek
Now we all know that you're a creep
Bye bye O'Reilly, now you're gonna need a new career, not jerking off in someone's ear
The bullshit mountain king is finally gone and so we sing, we'll play you out let's do it live.
Your fake morality was not more than a front, you stupid, lying, two face
Bye Bye Oreilly, ain't nobody gonna miss that face
You left your scene in such disgrace
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I lost 10 lbs with a gin soaked nazi,
he's the new weight watchers for the fatherland
cause ya never wanna eat and you barely ever sleep oh yeaaaahhhh
I'm waging war on breakfast
and my dinner's like a refugee
I'm gonna beat these pounds just like Mary Louise
I tried with Kelly Anne,
and I tried again with Mikey Pence
But drinking whiskey till you puke is the only diet that made sense
My friends all tell me I'm bulimic
But I'm not doing this on my own
Cause every time I see his face,
All my dinner goes to waste oh yeaaaahhhhhhh
My breakfast's like a shower.
And my dinner like progressive tax.
And my whiskey like a white board of alt-right conserva-trash.
These pounds are immigrating
Gotta make sure that they don't come back
I'm gonna build a wall out of trans and body fat
No sex no food no sleep
Just How long will this last?
I'm dropping pounds so very fast
My doctor's telling me that I should really try DT . (Donald Trump)But I can't stop until I'm thin
I lost 10 pounds with a gin soaked nazi
I smell like death & Hai Karate
Gonna Make America Thin again Oh yeaaahhh
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Which Golden Girl Am I
01:49
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I found a way to get rich quick
and a cheap and easy way to have a longer dick
You won't believe what happened next
I found singles in my town
Life Hacker cured my cancer
I found out my emoji type
in just one step I lost 10 pounds
and which golden girl am I
Now I know what age I'll die
I met a hipster and went back in time.
What happened next shocked everyone
Walkin water and the magic bread
Life Hacker cured my cancer
I found out my emoji type
in just one step I lost 10 pounds
and which spice girl am I
Life Hacker cured my cancer
I found out my animal type
in just one step I lost 10 pounds
and which spice girl am I?
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I used reddit to restore my credit
And took a quiz that changed my life
In just one step I lost 10 pounds
and which golden girl am I
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